Yeah, see, in that case, I’d do what I do if someone’s parking in my private space: I check with the neighbors in case it’s one of their idiot friends (and/or pot dealer), and if it’s nobody they know I then ask the bar across the street to let their patrons know somebody’s ass is getting towed, and then I go ahead and…

The bar code on the back of a driver’s license isn’t always a suitable way of verifying it. Last time I renewed my license I spent extra to get it done up a certain way to get around some airport issues, and now most bar code scanners won’t actually read it properly.

I see them at Walmart all the time.

As someone who’s actually been part of the fandom since ‘98, I sincerely guarantee you that furries are far more likely to find James Corden attractive than the CG abominations in the Cats movie.

He does this full well knowing that he’s going to make a fortune off of Stranger Things fans clicking through to his channel to argue with him

Personally, I’m worried less about Joy-Con drift and more over the whole thing on the Pro Controllers where the control pad sometimes interprets ‘left’ and ‘right’ inputs as ‘up’ inputs.

I love his argument that, essentially, you can’t be a real fan unless you have to commit fraud to get seats. He probably feels like nerds invading his space by being able to afford overpriced tickets is somehow making his life harder.

I enjoyed the crime of the week — the brain was influential without becoming a distraction, actually providing Liv with skills and expertise that facilitated the detective work!

I enjoyed the episode as a whole. My only real issue is the Martin plot, but that’s because I hate the Martin plot. The show’s spent way too many episodes trying to tell us how terrifying his plan is without giving any real idea as to what it’s going to be, and that’s clearly because they want us to be shocked in the…

So I just got caught up, and I just hate the stuff with Liv’s family. Liv not even knowing her father came completely out of nowhere, and the fact that it’s Martin I guess adds something to the character’s presence, but it just feels really forced and rushed. I really wish this show either had longer episodes to build…

I get that he probably wanted out while the getting was good, but this...

I had a similar experience, probably at about the same time, actually (though I was older than 9). In this case, my mother insisted that it was all an illusion and they didn’t actually drop you that far, to assuage my fear of heights. Now, as far as I know, she actually did think that before we got on the ride, and as…

You realize, of course, that the moment someone calls their bickering a ‘pissing match’ in front of Drax, he’ll produce as many knives as he has to to make that happen.

Never did cold Hamburger Helper. Cold Tuna Helper’s good, I always liked the texture of that. Though to be fair, I’m not sure we ever really had enough Hamburger Helper left over in my family to pick at later.

To be fair, not all pizza is good cold. And 99% of pizza is better when it’s hot. But give it a shot every now and again, and eventually you will find an already-fantastic pizza that thrives despite the change in temperature and texture.

As a kid, I had an unnatural lust for Knorr’s Butter Flavor Fettuccini. Like, we’d have it as a side with dinner like you’re supposed to, there’d be a bunch left over (because I could only eat so much in a sitting), and I’d literally spend the rest of the night picking at the leftovers long after it was cold. It got…

Sausage. It’s heartier, there’s more you can do with it, and it’s much harder to screw it up such that it’s inedible.

In my experience, if you want the people in your favorite diner/coffee shop/whatever to warm up to you over multiple visits, the trick is to not be an asshole when you come in. Sure, tipping can help. But you get far more mileage out of being friendly, respectful, and reasonable with requests.

I agree on the father/son comparison. I generally like Hill, but there’s a definite off-brand Stephen King vibe (for obvious reasons). That said, I liked NOS4A2.

Of course she’s a hypocrite, but Dolly was working with zombies to get the Alzheimer brains (a monstrous act) into the tubes, right? What do the zombies get out of this? Humans aren’t working at the brain plant, right? And Enzo learns brain plant key cards are missing, but why are they missing?