This is nice and all but I wish these christians would learn that generosity doesn’t end with money nor does it even begin there. Giving an individual $1,000 while working to undermine things like social safety nets and the like . . . you get my drift. The kind of generosity that we need is so much more expansive than…

That’s a server after my own heart.

I was specifically thinking of that when I wrote that editor’s note.

Mother likes her food hot. Musn’t upset mother!

Woman: “No. I don’t want a salad. I wouldn’t be able to finish it. Can’t you just wrap lettuce around the meat?”

My friend bumped into him at the grocery store in Santa Rosa over the weekend. Fieri complimented my friend’s hair. My friend immediately started questioning everything about his own appearance ever.

It applies to climate change and vaccines.

In a recent study, over 40 percent of parents agree or strongly agree that vaccines played a part in the development of their children’s autism.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

so there! :P

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

Agreed. This sounds like some kind of new age bastardization. Keep your sugary bullshit away from my guac.

Counterpoint: fuck you.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”