The other couple’s server brought the wife her dessert and the first thing the man did was complain because they left him out. She shrugged and walked away. When the wife went to eat her dessert, he ordered her to give it to him. And he ate it.

Yeah, but honestly? You're an ass if you have an order that you know is unusually large and will put a lot of stress on a restaurant and you don't call in at LEAST 45 minutes in advance.

“When someone describes themselves as a taxpayer, they’re about to be an asshole.”

Story #1:

You do know that walking out on a job or getting fired makes it harder to get another job, and in the interim you deal with not being able to pay bills because you no longer have a job?

Food, and shelter are pretty high up on the list of things “in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people”

I still get upset about this when I’m behind someone at Chipotle or Subway (not that I really eat at those places anymore) and the person has to REACH OVER THE FUCKING DIVIDER to point at the guacamole or lettuce instead of BEING A FUCKING ADULT AND SAYING GUACAMOLE OR EXTRA PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!11ONE!!!!!

Um...people who live paycheck to paycheck, and their landlords, grocers, phone providers and transportation providers, might possibly disagree with you that “There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.” But please, put your moral high ground above…

NEVER REACH ACROSS MY BAR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

I wanted to smack that guy on the nose like the dogs we owned when I was a kid and say “NO, BAD MAN! HER FOOD! HER FOOD!” While moving the desert back across the table to her. I expect it would end with me locking him in a closet while the wife ate her desert.

honestly if i had been the mcdonald’s person i would have told every one else in the drive-thru queue exactly why they couldn’t get a burger, pointing out the car in the carpark as i went

“Easier to say yes than no with raged-out older guys—as all women know.”

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

This specific scenario is why I always make up pseudonyms. I’ve been in contact with the story’s author since it took off, and while it’s possible Starbucks might track them down, I’d be kind of surprised if they faced any reprisal for it—neither he nor the company comes out of it looking bad at all. In fact,…

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

I think the cruel treatment of the dog is the most egregious thing, but to also treat his Partner this way is beyond the pale. That Dog would have given his life for that Cop.

He’s “on leave”. Even if you don’t have feelings about the loss of the animal’s life, those are expensive highly trained assets. It's a blow to smallish department.

That’s like killing his Partner. I hope he was kicked off the force.