I need that Mutavore.

Psst. (Hoopy frood.)

FUCK YEAH.

Wait for the sign. Then all prisoners will be released!

I dunno, if I didn’t know what it was supposedly saying it would be so much gibberish to me. I live in the desert, if that means anything. No humidity whatsoever.

I’m pretty sure that even being too happy about their specific vision of god is sinful, so they hate that, too.

They hate anyone ever being happy about anything.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

a compromised immune system

Hyenas are also awesome. Too awesome for these guys, but they do have matriarchal family group structures, so it might just piss them off to be referred to as hyenas.

Same.

I’ve seen people act almost exactly like Ferrari guy, only with Harley Davidson.

Why doesn’t this taste like the corned beef I had in New York twenty-five years ago?!”

Also, art teachers.

This is a fun Tumblr: http://iworkatapubliclibrary.com

If you are smoking, thank you for being beaten about the head.

Dream raptors are okay, but talking dream raptors tip over into the side of ridiculousness.

Really, anything by Diana Wynne Jones. I really like her style of fantasy, and I like that her characters are usually stuck between one world and the next, and deal with real life problems. People get divorced. Parents are bitter and selfish, or depressed and ineffective. The younger characters try to take on too much…

Those things are even worse.