Why doesn’t this taste like the corned beef I had in New York twenty-five years ago?!”
Why doesn’t this taste like the corned beef I had in New York twenty-five years ago?!”
Especially when it’s not just two hours of taking up a table, it’s two hours of continued service.
Soooooo many people I know took their small kids to see it because it was about Jesus and therefore wholesome entertainment.
HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!
One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.
I seem to remember there was a case where school administrators actually took lunches out of students’ hands and threw the food away (because health codes required it not to be given to other students). Because you just can’t go handing out $2 worth of food to hungry children, dammit!
No school lunch ever looked like this.
Worse. Way worse.
So I kept count and here we are! I made her keep her promise!
I use “small, medium, large” too, but the people working the counter are just doing their jobs. They’re not the ones who came up with arbitrary terminology for the coffee sizes.
It’s a good thing they had their windshield wipers on.
I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.
Vegetarians ruin things for everyone. ;)
My brother used to refuse to eat tacos after they either fell apart (soft) or broke (hard).
I can understand wanting to make sure you don’t pay tax when you don’t have to when the tax is a significant chunk of money, like on a vehicle purchase or electronics (I had heard of that). But when all you’re buying is cheap crap to remember the one time that you and your family stopped by a small regional theater…
We sold tourist-y crap, mostly, but since we were connected to a university all of the cashiers were told explicitly that sales tax exemptions were only to be used in cases of purchases that were accompanied with a sales tax exemption form - and this usually only happened with teacher purchases.
When I worked in retail I had one customer insist that they didn’t have to pay tax on their purchase because (even though they were SHOPPING in my state) they lived in the neighboring state, which doesn’t have the same tax.
Ewwwwww. You have my sympathies. Real food onstage is the worst.
The boxed cake mixes available from grocery stores in the U.S. pretty much universally call for oil.