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This one is the most accurate. Emus are scary as fuck.

Nor did any dream raptors say “Allen.”

Also, I had a great time watching it and plan to buy it when it’s released on DVD.

Let’s not forget that the park actually encourages people to be out and about with the ginormous herbivorous dinosaurs, both in the gyro-pods and the Cretaceous Cruise, when it seems probable that there’s a high risk of being squished by accident even if we assume that the Veggie-saurs are chill as fuck.

That’s my favorite episode, too. Stevonnie was such an experience.

Especially when it’s not just two hours of taking up a table, it’s two hours of continued service.

Soooooo many people I know took their small kids to see it because it was about Jesus and therefore wholesome entertainment.

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

so Ryan Reynolds could star The Worst Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine in 2009, but then star as Green Lantern in 2011

The Kratt brothers’ National Geographic show, Be the Creature, had a great episode on Banded Mongoose that is unfortunately not on YouTube (that I can find). If you do find it, prepare to become emotionally invested in Banded Mongoose drama.

I think one of my favorite Christopher Lee stories is found (I think) in the director’s commentary on The Return of the King during the death of Saruman. I think that Peter Jackson tried to give Lee some direction on how the death scene would go, and Lee corrected him, saying, “No, if a person were stabbed like this,

So true, though.

Could have done without the epilogue, sure, but there was a lot of passive-aggressive camping going on. Made for a really dull middle.

How much camping did we really need, J.K.?

One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

I seem to remember there was a case where school administrators actually took lunches out of students’ hands and threw the food away (because health codes required it not to be given to other students). Because you just can’t go handing out $2 worth of food to hungry children, dammit!

No school lunch ever looked like this.

He also killed over 80 people before opening the door to the Chitauri to wreck New York, during which it’s likely many more people died.

Right, because then we could also count Megamind.

When are we ever not going to fall for him?