It's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

I am pretty cute!

Omg that dog is smitten-worthy!

I’m just going to say it. I don’t care much for the way corgis look. It’s a regular dog head on a mini dog body. It’s like the Carlin joke about visors; “You are missing half of your hat. Go back to the store and get the rest of your hat. You’ve been ripped off.” Corgis: Go back and get the rest of your dog. That is…

I don’t know Sam Waterston outside of Grace and Frankie, but he struck me as drunk. I worried. Then I saw the Sam Waterston Drunk twitter account. Now I’m okay, thanks for asking.

Today is the greatest

This show couldn't be any better if Miranda July directed it.

No Country for TOLD MEN!

THAT’S NOT FUNNY, *LADIES*.

Shout out to all my fellow perfect imprints!

You can stop replying to me, wanker.

I am perfectly rational. You sound like any other rape-culture enabling know-nothing prick. Sorry the truth hurts.

“it’s the reason why most women don’t report rape in the first place”

Suck a mansplaining dick.

Sorry, but if a guy has four fucking allegations brought against him, I'm going to err on the side of him being the problem. Not the women. But you go ahead and leave your girlfriend or daughter alone with him. Your lack of any discernment about the company you may keep wouldn't suit me.

You: WANK WANK WANK goes my mouth.

OR BATZ MARU indeed

The “hit at parties" has arrived.

It's on like, well I hate to say it, but Donkey Kong.

Here's an interview with the artist about the piece for all the dudebros and redditors who came here to stink up the joint: https://news.artnet.com/people/emma-su…