Why are we still glorifying this wife-murderer again?

I would not complain if I had nipples on my elbows.

She has the smallest female nipples in the history of ever if so.

Is that her titty nipple showing

Never not funny.

The city I live in has basically two paragons of pizza, and both have wrecked in quality in the last five years. I can barely choke down their smallest sizes anymore.

I am a child of 90s pop culture, and I guess I sort of assumed they had fucked already.

Benzos are good for what ails you in lieu of painkillers.

Yep! And they don’t get that yes, it’s my parent, that’s kind of the point of why it’s fucking brutal.

That is really the best, thank you. <3

Found her porn searches. It was all lesbian stuff.

This is the best Jezebel thread and I hope lots of people send it to their mothers.

That’s true. People get celebrity-crazy. I’m not saying women aren’t crazy fangirls, neck-and-neck with the fanboys; I’m saying men are babies and need to grow thicker skin about people expressing their political and philosophical viewpoints.

Okay, then. The photographer is a jerk.

Men act like dicks with anonymity. The reason Joss Whedon didn't get harassed by Buffy fans is because women and girls don't fucking threaten to rape and murder people. Men and boys do. Don't get it twisted.

My heart goes out to her parents.

Jesus Christ, men are fucking twits. What in the actual fuck CAN they handle people disliking about them?

Black Santa Clauses?

That closet case was a douche to her.

Jesus jilling Christ. That’s even better than my other ideal guy, which is a combination of Ira Glass and Mos Def, holding a pygmy piglet.