I’m sorry, but Benji has a point. I mean, The Holiday? If I’m only watching a film for Jack Black, Cameron Diaz doesn’t need to be in it unless she’s come-in-her-hair Something About Mary Cameron. I am probably the only person who thinks Vanilla Sky was her best acting. She was the best acting in that film besides…

SQUEE is still my favorite Jezebel tag.

I didn't know men could emit both wanking and clucking noises at once. Congrats.

She will buy a sandwich but she won't leave your lonely ass at home alone with her man.

I wish I could give you all the stars I received.

I am finding no difficulty with which side I should take here.

That sonic boom is the sound of the point flying over your head.

Oh brother.

Yeah, as a woman I do live in paranoia. Because of shit like this, m’kay?

Don't be daft. I doubt a dive bar is going to have a surface mirror used in lasers and optical devices. Or a dressing room.

Always test mirrors if you're in a room with one. Put your fingernail against the glass. There should be a gap between your finger and its reflection. If there's no gap, you got a two-way mirror.

Okay, we get it. You think she's ugly. Now kindly stfu and go away.

I think never giving men the benefit of the doubt is actually the smartest thing most women could do.

Yeah, sorry, no. A pause the conversation in order to chair-dance emphatically to Darude’s “Sandstorm” to make herself feel better is not going to be seen as simply “sex sells”. Straight women exist too. I am one, I think she is hilarious, so maybe “humor sells”. Her supposed sexual prowess is one of many layers of…

She was a journalist (now an author) and founder of the most important feminist publication in the US. You really think her only job was host of a fucking talk show?

Why am I always in the grey.

Okay leave the pickles out of this!

I love it there too. I love all the surrounding islands. So hipster-free!

Vashon?

Hi, I live in Seattle and I hand-craft artisanal hatred for it.