Days Inn is the worst and I wish I were kidding. I used to have to travel muchas for work. Once I had a uterine cyst rupture in the night and I called 911. When I crawled back in to go to my room to sleep at 9am they terminated my stay for causing a "disruption". Days Inn, I hate.

Jesus. Every time I hear of a douchebag standup lately, it's Ari Shaffer.

If you're trying to get your husband to be something he's not, maybe you're the one who needs therapy.

Potato + 8 minutes in the microwave = delicious baked potatoes, to which I add bacon, shredded cheese, butter, or sour cream.

I've been practically living at the hospital due to my partner being in the ICU for three months. These are all very good suggestions. Thank you.

It's a good start. Where can I thank him?

Just how many of these pickled walnuts did Barbara Bush inflict upon us? It's like her uterus was a clown car, where all the clowns have FASD, and the car is her bilious amniotic sacks from which they spill forth. Then like a cascade of rabid rats, they scurry away to their actual jobs of running the world.

Did you not say, "they can cut the giggly teenager act"? That is telling women how to behave. Sure, you didn't say it TO THEM but you said it where lots of other women will see. You're infantilizing women because they aren't behaving dour and humorless enough for you. Men are rarely told to stop acting like giggly…

Or maybe they can be themselves and don't need men telling them how to behave.

Don't worry, you were the same way when you just had just graduated. Southern California people, fresh to a television job, acting too young for their age. Shocking. But why team up with Uncle Paternalism? I mean , his reasons are evident but what do they get out of it.

Give Larry Wilmore the Daily Show, give Nightly Show to Jessica Williams.

It's all clitoral, technically. http://io9.com/5876335/until-…

Many playwrights do say their work can only be performed as-is. I think otherwise a lot of censorship would happen.

I am one of the ones who will never be intimidated, if that helps.

People really need a reason to hate Lena Dunham. Any reason.

Dear Larry,

Yeah, follow the lead of this guy instead of that of an inspirational joyful woman like Ellen. Wouldn't want to end up happy or anything.

No Country for TOLD Men!

YEAH! Let's call it MENINISM! That's a nice unbiased term. /s

If the point is to mock this woman's physical assault by a man whom apparently has a record of previous violence, I think you ought to that hateful shit back to Reddit. There you will find a crowd infinitely more receptive to hating on single moms wearing skimpy clothes. Dudes often use these excuses as…