I have a tactics that I've developed over years of trial and error.

Christ I have no idea, not even a concept. Mine's 1500 square feet with 35 feet of luxurious road frontage facing the low income apartment complex. Free entertainment in the form of domestic disputes on a semi regular basis, regular exposure to other people's musical preferences and free fireworks every few weeks -…

A 22 year old with a 57,000 square foot house.

I believe technically this is an El Camaro.

My biggest complaint is that the back axles are too far apart. If you're going to do it, do it right. Being that this is Michigan I'm also surprised it's not lifted and 4 wheel (or better yet 6 wheel) drive. But it's so ludicrous I want it. Nice Price.

Baseball been berry berry good to me...

I lived in Kalamazoo when they shuttered the plant. Sad day indeed. It's been quite a few years but the last time I went by there you could still see the remnants of a couple of airport cars.

One more time - [s1092.photobucket.com]

I'm not sure if he actually has a shop or just deals the things like weed out of his apartment. But it's got to be some crap lot out on the south side if anything. If you search on his phone number he has a few of them and they are all scary. Usually whipped out 5 or 7 series with noticeable issues and he's selling…

That's brilliant!

We've got some local dufus who seems to specialize in crappy old German cars (they didn't start out that way, just ended up that way) converted into ghetto sleds. I've posted a couple in opposite lock just for the purpose of mocking him and his customers. Hold on, I'll be right back...

Because if you are going to be a drug mule, you want to do it in the most obnoxious and attention grabbing car you can possibly afford.

I believe the layman's corollary becomes "If you want to play you gotta pay" which is probably a much vaguer yet accurate statement...

Someone much smarter than I was talking about an S600 and mentioned that you could now get a mid 90's for less than 10 grand. Seems like a good deal for a "cost no object" automobile. But you have to realize that no matter what you pay for one, you will still be paying maintenance and upkeep on the equivalent of a…

Talking cars - Your lights are on! Your lights are on! You deaf and blind too motherfucker?

Woolly steering, appallingly clumsy and tippy handling, crashy ride, tons of rattles and squeaks from 23 years of thrashing, uncomfortable cabin, and zero amenities.

Just like most ticketing schemes it's not about safety it's about revenue enhancement.

You had me at step van with 396. It's just a futon, beer cooler and porta potty away from being a camper. Nice price.

How come men got dogs and women got diamonds for best friends? I'm not sure if we got ripped off or you did...

It's downright heart-rending. There's been a couple times I've lost almost everything but my dog. The dog will always be the last thing to go... They're usually happy to see me. ;-)