I have never been this lucky.

I think maybe I read it too literally. I thought he meant he literally came in the toilet. I don’t think I’ve ever not masterbated into either a tissue or sock.

If memory serves me right he talks in one about how he doesn’t want her to shower so her lady parts smell excessively pungent and in another he talks about banging her farts out.

Finish in the toilet!? WTF! How do you even do that?

James Joyce’s love letters were the best. One of my favorite things when I taught English would be every few years when we did Joyce and a student would Google him and stumble upon them. Then they’d come to me like “Did you know about this!”...as if I wrote them.

God Bendis is the fucking worst. Last month I finally had enough for pulled anything he writes from my pull list. I can’t do Bendis anymore. Marvel has to wise up as the “new” DC is killing it.

I think you mean Scandanavian-based and not players based in Norway.

Cousins the NFL QB version of Rovell.

Seriously you should advertise all their email addresses.

Don’t say you guys....only Dom writes this grade A shit. I am so glad he’s back.

I always love how Eric forces his hair back like that when it clearly does not want to go that way. Therefore he forces it to do his will with probably 3 cans of hairspray a day.

This deserves so much more credit.

So the guy kept writing BLM for Bureau of Land Management....and I kept reading it “Black Lives Matter” and was totally confused. I did this several times.

Because you, me and hundreds (thousands?) of others clicked on it.

That’s your problem right there.

Yes but...those of us who feel the same share the same burden of silence for the same reason, fear of retribution.

You mean like Obama should have been able to select Scalia’s replacement? This never should have been left to the President-Elect.

Billy only watches Arsenal and Barcelona. He’s never seen anyone else play.

Profit and revenue are different things.