Agreed and all the people who are saying this have obviously never seen how nasty a family fight can be when someone dies and leaves behind something expensive without explicitly saying in a will who shall get it. I don’t know how many kids/wives Stabler had but should each kid/wife get one? If it’s only one, who gets…

This.

Dom are you back permanently/full-time? Between this, the Eagles piece, the Stafford piece...you’re shit always was on point but damn it’s good to have a real writer back here.

The NFL only comes down hard when there are bounties on players...not spouses or girlfriends or sidepieces.

Try being married to me. Also nothing comes between me and my coffee...especially not the elderly.

No, he should stick to something he knows about...we are just still trying to find out what that is.

I just found it so uterrly boring. Basically the whole game is decorating your house.

They really don’t...unless you mean baking cookies for little Billy.

No but they are missing reruns of Matlock and delaying me getting home to watch Orange is the New Black.

This series is one I want to like so much and it’s the type of game I should like...but I hate it for some reason.

I do this ALL THE TIME, sometimes letting 2-3 people ahead of me and am always shocked that more people don’t do it.

It was offensive for my employees who had to go around it!

I love this. I loved the idea when it was hatched in the original comments and love it more now.

This along with your username is awesome.

Wait is DOM back full-time. Could all my prayers to Jobu have come true!?

Thank you for this....way too much attention to Wentz, even though I love what he’s done, when it’s been the D so far for the Eagles.

I don’t get home too often anymore (living in Pittsburgh sucks) but I have noticed that the “Philly soft pretzel factory” chain is fucking everywhere. They are ok but they aren’t great...and pretzels should not be fucking warm.

Do you remember around the mid-90's there was a news report showing the pretzel vendors peeing in bushes and then coming back out to sell pretzels.

I don’t know where you live but I think people from the outside are really missing something here. I grew up in Philly and 38 years old. I love baseball, basketball and football (fuck hockey). It took until I was 30 years old to see one of my teams win a championship, the 2008 Phillies. With that in mind, sure most…

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.