What? That video is genius!

What? That video is genius!

Well then, just slap a pad in my shorts and call me a chick!

Well then, just slap a pad in my shorts and call me a chick!

lol ha.

lol ha.

lol why be a judgmental prick?

lol why be a judgmental prick?

My field of fucks is indeed barren.

My field of fucks is indeed barren.

I’m baffled by all the mentions of cats with this odd toilet paper fetish. I’ve had many cats over the years (my ex and I had 5 at one point) and none of them have EVER bothered with toilet paper.

I’m not ashamed to say that when I have to take a leak in the middle of the night, I sit. That beats the hell out of A) lights, and B) whizzing all over the floor in a sleepy stupor.

I’m not ashamed to say that when I have to take a leak in the middle of the night, I sit. That beats the hell out of…

The GT. I like it.

I hear ya. I have what is perhaps the simplest last name on earth, yet I have to spell it for everyone.

Ugh. I feel so bad for these kids who’ll have to spend their entire lives spelling their names for people, all in the name of “creativity.” Their parents are complete asshats.

That photo doesn’t show how large it is. Super cool device, it’s just big. Well, that or it’s being held by Donald Drumpf in this photo:

That photo doesn’t show how large it is. Super cool device, it’s just big. Well, that or it’s being held by Donald…

The Wild Hunt

This! And these same idiots can be found all over the Bay Area. I deal with them every damn day on 880, in both directions. There’s not much worse than some slowpoke asshat in the HOV lane who’s only there simply because they’re qualified to be.

Mmm...goolicious.

What happens when your commute is 20 miles round trip and rarely use the gasoline? Is Chevy in cahoots with fuel stabilizing manufacturers?

I’m glad they ditched those silly-looking, pitched bed rails.

Oh look, a solution in search of a problem that’s been taken care of a few times already.

Yeah, fuck that.

“and really indicate the shit outta some turns.”

Sounds like you’re in Woodside or La Honda. Nice place to call home.