I’m just legit shocked that the Property Brothers aren’t gay. They pinged the hell out of my ‘dar.

From what I understand, Melania is hosting it on Monday!? You know, Easter Monday, like we’ve always celebrated...never on Sunday! Like WTF is all this. It’s like we’re living in bizarro world here.

It’s being held Monday, so yes he will be at the WH. Dunno if he will actually particpate tho.

Melania’s doing the Easter Egg Roll, no joke. I can’t even imagine what that’s going to look like. Will she be wearing flats?

OMG, Jared’s eyes remind me of Robert Durst.

A family of orthodox Jews hosting a an Easter event?

Is he really? The Jews?

He’s dumping it on Ivanka and Jared. Can’t you picture those two ghouls standing on the lawn, faces permanently ironed so the frowns and evil only show in their dull shark eyes? What fun.

No, especially children. Men, he can either do deals with them or take advantage of them. Women he can grab by the pussy, at least the doable ones.

I hope not. I want to see the mental gymnastics Emperor Pulpatine’s God fearing followers use to justify him skipping out on Jesus’s rebirthday.

Even children!

Another reason why he should be impeached.

He can’t seem to find a way to monetize it, so no.

I was wondering the same thing. I mean, fucko is flying back up for it, right? Dont tell me he’s holding it at trump-a-dump down there...

Eggs or go home bitches. And memo to the Reese’s conglomerate: ditch those nasty Christmas trees. The peanut butter to chocolate ration is wrong, like a dog peed on the tree wrong.

I cannot believe you said that because when I was 8 my mom took me and my sisters to see the Beauty and the Beast musical matinee in LA and we literally ate at the Cheesecake Factory for dinner after.

“special girls trip”

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

Fuck that. She claims to agree with everything her husband stands for. She came here and worked illegally, but wants to deport others who do the same. She doesn’t have a problem with her husband sexually harassing and assaulting women and wants women to shut up about their treatment at the hands of men like him. She…

A dollar store professional  model of a trophy wife who claimed never slept for money is our FLOTUS now.