Why were sex scenes better in the 80s? And I can’t believe that was Ellen Barkin.

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

WHOA, Mike Pence looks a lot like Alice the maid!

Something I’ve been wondering about a lot lately is: at what age does someone become complicit in and responsible for something they were born into? Barron gets a pass, Arabella gets a pass, but ... Tiffany?

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

More MO posts. I don’t care if it’s about what she had for dinner. The nostalgia is real :(

Mike Pence was born in 1959. He is 57.

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

Mother is very disappointed.

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.

I can’t be the only person to think DJ Khaled’s wife looks a little bit like Rachel Dolezal

1. My mom theorizes that the Property Brothers are fraternal twins who both got a little bit of plastic surgery to try and pass as identical

2. HGTV’s entire programming philosophy is home renovation + hosts who are slightly “off” in how they interact with one another so the viewer can speculate wildly about their…

The long pause. It’s a throwaway tactic to make it seem like she is still a young woman, without any concept of the bigger picture. She’s thirty-five. And a millionaire married to a millionaire MANY times over.

And as I have stated before, big fucking deal rich girl is attractive. Plastic surgery, never having to do any manual labor, and a glam squad will do wonders for practically every person.

This girl gets so many free passes and kudos simply because she is attractive. She’s an unethical businesswoman advising an unethical president. He’s using her as a shield while he pulls of his anti-woman antics.

Fuck Gayle King. She was one of the media lackeys who went to kiss the ring in Trump Tower following the election. And then had the fucking gall to tsk tsk Seth Meyers on his show for being critical of Trump, because we should ‘give him a chance.’ And of course fuck Nazi Princess.

Her father is quietly sending more American troops into Syria, hurting poor women around the world, poisoning the Earth and selling our privacy. She can go fuck her dad. Hell it might occupy him from doing other horrible things.

What about Miss Congeniality 2? Can’t leave that one out, Bobby.