mysterymaquina
Mysterymaquina
mysterymaquina

Half-Filipino, as is Criss.

Vagina of Sauron.

Chris Hemsworth as Kevin

Dear Theresa May and Donald Trump (Evil twins separated at birth?),

Ohhhh QEII shade is a highly entertaining thought that I am here for.

So, is anyone else worried that this morning’s baseball shooting will be beaten into a rough approximation of our very own Reichstag fire?

I’m sure that the people concerned for Rep. Scalise’s well-being will be speaking up any minute to condemn this attack as well. Any minute now....

I’m sure President Orange can’t be bothered to act concerned for victims of a shooting incident two times in one day. That would cut into his TV watching and tweeting time.

Gun control is a dead issue and political suicide for any politician. It has been since 20 dead kids proved nothing will change. It’s about time we realize that instead if asking why nothing gets done ad infinitum.

Oh, I’m with you. Trump calls this a “tragedy,” around 20 minutes after it happened, yet it looks like no one is going to actually die from their wounds, not even the Capitol Police officers who were ignored by all and sundry during their initial comments about the shooting. Yet when two bystanders who stepped in to

I think now is the perfect time to be a dick about this.

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Well, on a positive note, thank you Bobby for reminding me how delightful Spy was!

How is it possible that this motherfucker has THE WORST possible taste with everything. Literally everything. He’s a fucking caricature.

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....

Even I could tell you that was a bad idea, and I’ve never done intelligence work.

I loved the kid’s knowing side smile after he gets “bopped,” like he can’t wait now to harass Pence for an apology.