mysterymansoos
Soos, Handyman of the Apocalypse
mysterymansoos

Is the cup itself edible?

Hopefully he will collect all the tears of Caps fans who constantly ride the Ovi vs Crosby thing into the ground.

I liked Barry’s adjective of “defensible” for Crosby getting the Conn Smythe. I would’ve picked Kessel, too, but there are decent cases for Phil, Sid, Murray, and Letang.

Congratulations Philly Cheeseman on your cheeseburger

The fact that I can fucking read this is a sign that I’ve spent too much time heah.

Deadspin isn’t top tier in terms of readership,

As long as I get my fix of bears, Cardinal losses and Drew doing...this...

+1 failed US Senate run.

In the long run, we’re all dead;

“Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me!”

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

For me, just look at the first 10 minutes of Star Wars... That’s Vader at some of his most badass in all of the first three movies. Terrifying to an admittedly defiant Leia, choking a dude he was holding in mid-air with one hand, and a bunch of stormtroopers slaughtering Tantive IV’s security detail like they were

+1 to your comments and +10 for your screen name!

I could not for the life of me understand why so many people favored the Sharks to win over the Pens. The common “wisdom” was that because the Sharks had more goals for and less goals against than the Pens did coming into the Final, that they were clearly the better team. Please. That stat means less than nothing when

Blues fans believe DeBoer bitching about officials to the media after Game 1 of WCF helped the Sharks get calls in the series. Taking a page from him? I don't like it as a Sharks fan

Who is Chris Pronger?

“I was never a Penguin. I think. Where am I? I like pudding.” - Eric Lindros

Only if the wall is in between el tri fans and the field at the copa america.

I’m going to assume autocorrect changed psychotic to hardcore with your last comment.

Sorry, but The Fifth Element and Starship Troopers knew exactly what they were doing and did it well. They are not examples of “so bad it’s good.”