Congratulations Philly Cheeseman on your cheeseburger

The fact that I can fucking read this is a sign that I’ve spent too much time heah.

Deadspin isn’t top tier in terms of readership,

As long as I get my fix of bears, Cardinal losses and Drew doing...this...

+1 failed US Senate run.

In the long run, we’re all dead;

“Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me!”

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

+1 to your comments and +10 for your screen name!

I could not for the life of me understand why so many people favored the Sharks to win over the Pens. The common “wisdom” was that because the Sharks had more goals for and less goals against than the Pens did coming into the Final, that they were clearly the better team. Please. That stat means less than nothing when…

Blues fans believe DeBoer bitching about officials to the media after Game 1 of WCF helped the Sharks get calls in the series. Taking a page from him? I don't like it as a Sharks fan

Who is Chris Pronger?

“I was never a Penguin. I think. Where am I? I like pudding.” - Eric Lindros

Only if the wall is in between el tri fans and the field at the copa america.

I’m going to assume autocorrect changed psychotic to hardcore with your last comment.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

Aw shit, this is good Kinja.

Geno is easily worth four Russians.

LOL WUT?

Chances Are... you’ll love it.