Yeah but there’s a creepy movie in that last part! Can’t you see? All you have to do is write the script. Nothing makes for better horror, like family dysfunction. I say, do it!

Call it, “Gramma, Guardian Of Hell”
: )

That’s what she said?

That’s what she said?

When you said “balance”, I wondered what would be your preferred ... Tapatio ratio.

When you said “balance”, I wondered what would be your preferred ... Tapatio ratio.

My favorite is the stuff that me and gf get at the local sex shop. They call it AfterBurner. It just makes the sex more crazy-fun. It’s like the thrill that conventional hot sauce gives to the tongue, except it’s for the .......

My favorite is the stuff that me and gf get at the local sex shop. They call it AfterBurner. It just makes the sex…

Yeah well then how DO they work?

I’m afraid to say that you don’t have a flickr of a chance of getting back in there.

: )

I’m sure this would go down well at jezebel, but I doubt it’s real.

Yeah *sure* they’re double-sided ... but are they double-density? That is the question of the hour.

#geekjoke

Yeah *sure* they’re double-sided ... but are they double-density? That is the question of the hour.

#geekjoke

It would create confusion in the market, like there isn’t enough already. : )

Blah. : (  That’s too fucking much trouble!      : )

Blah. : (  That’s too fucking much trouble!      : )

And what do you have in YOUR coffee this morning??

And what do you have in YOUR coffee this morning??

Well.... a nice lovely Vietnamese hooker came over to my place once. We really didn’t need an on-the-fly translator, but it wouldn’t have hurt.

I’d want my own unique word, one I don’t normally speak... like say, “irredentism”. Also, I’d like to set different trigger words for each Android device I use.

That’s not all. They filched liquor from the boss’s desk, too.

That’s not all. They filched liquor from the boss’s desk, too.

That’s because you’re into the content, where a lot of lesser details just don’t matter much.

That’s because you’re into the content, where a lot of lesser details just don’t matter much.

Re. the pic... “It’s alive!”

“... I live in Kent and commute to Seattle ...”

Holy FUCK but that’s a long commute!


: )

My first time swearing was at age 3. I was doing something, drawing or playing with blocks maybe, and I just looked up and for no reason, said “cocksucker”.

The siblings were gasping.... as though I hadn’t heard it from them. The idiots. They’re still idiots to this day.

Me too... too too too t...    Can’t stand them ... stand them stand.... st......... : )

Me too... too too too t...    Can’t stand them ... stand them stand.... st......... : )

That’s pretty cool.