“... I live in Kent and commute to Seattle ...”

Holy FUCK but that’s a long commute!


: )

My first time swearing was at age 3. I was doing something, drawing or playing with blocks maybe, and I just looked up and for no reason, said “cocksucker”.

The siblings were gasping.... as though I hadn’t heard it from them. The idiots. They’re still idiots to this day.

Me too... too too too t...    Can’t stand them ... stand them stand.... st......... : )

Me too... too too too t...    Can’t stand them ... stand them stand.... st......... : )

That’s pretty cool.

I have been using the one offered here:

I have the feeling you don’t like facebook. I could be wrong. Just that I get a sense of it.

Can you talk about why they might not be so good for tunes? I thought maybe I’d like to one day have a music collection, made up of music (older and newer) that was mastered or remixed for 5.1 or 7.1.

Older music, the stuff that was being done on 8-track reel-to-reel recorders as early as the late 60s and into the…

Can you talk about why they might not be so good for tunes? I thought maybe I’d like to one day have a music…

I have heard, that when the breach is gone, you just have to get by on detergent and fabric softener.

I have heard, that when the breach is gone, you just have to get by on detergent and fabric softener.

Why not get an ugly sweater to go with your pooey bag? It seems they ought to match.

“...and you need a USB hub to support your habit ... “

Then I guess you’d call it a ... hubit. .. ?

“...and you need a USB hub to support your habit ... “

Then I guess you’d call it a ... hubit. .. ?

My digital workforce has no rights, has never had rights, will never have rights. From the charging cradle, to the grave, they do my bidding. Any uprisings will be met by a one-way ticket to Siberia... aka Recycler.

My digital workforce has no rights, has never had rights, will never have rights. From the charging cradle, to the…

Hey somebody fix the FUCKING PROMO CODE thing!!!!

Oh, and merry Christmas.

Hey somebody fix the FUCKING PROMO CODE thing!!!!

Oh, and merry Christmas.

“...Amazon Prime’s Promise of Two-Day Delivery Is Dying...”

Ok. Where do I send the flowers? I already know where to get them, but I need to know the address of the deathbed.

I like liqueurs, namely Frangelico.

I like liqueurs, namely Frangelico.

ok I’m recycling one of my older rhymes... hah.... not like anybody cares. : )

when it comes to convenience
you know what they say
if the time not be night
then it surely bidet

ok I’m recycling one of my older rhymes... hah.... not like anybody cares. : )

when it comes to convenience
you know…

Yes........ yes..... quite right..... a heaving bosom ... yes ......... I must now go seek out a porn movie ..... Excuse me.

Yes........ yes..... quite right..... a heaving bosom ... yes ......... I must now go seek out a porn movie .....…

The dumber the tv, the dumber the remote, the better. It’s what I’m going to look for when I get a tv in the new year.

The dumber the tv, the dumber the remote, the better. It’s what I’m going to look for when I get a tv in the new…

No no no no! The Fuckin Clock® is the one that schedules your sex acts and smut movies throughout the week. Amazon will release it in the new year.

No no no no! The Fuckin Clock® is the one that schedules your sex acts and smut movies throughout the week. Amazon…

Perfect! I’ve been looking for something to hang my bag!

Perfect! I’ve been looking for something to hang my bag!

I don’t know what to say. I use a repurposed laptop bag. I just have some stuff to carry around, and it won’t all go into pockets.

Not only that. When I carry this thing, people think I’m important, with places to get to in a hurry. Or, they think I’m a student and therefore, the future, and thus less likely to get run…

I don’t know what to say. I use a repurposed laptop bag. I just have some stuff to carry around, and it won’t all go…