I like the ones that are edible.

No. I disagree. These ones are REALLY pukingly ugly. Whoever makes them, gives them, wears them, ought to be deported to someplace hot, where they’d be forced to wear their ugly fkking sweaters for the rest of their tasteless lives.

No. I disagree. These ones are REALLY pukingly ugly. Whoever makes them, gives them, wears them, ought to be…

And who was that stupid someone, I wonder.

And who was that stupid someone, I wonder.

What’s to stop a thief from just carrying the thing away and blasting it open later? Real question, no rhetoric.

What’s to stop a thief from just carrying the thing away and blasting it open later? Real question, no rhetoric.

LineageOS is owned and operated by the North Koreans, and has been from day one.


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Apple can kiss my ass. Apple can go fuck a dead cow. Apple can suck Satan’s knob in hell.

Maybe I’m too harsh. : ()()

Apple can kiss my ass. Apple can go fuck a dead cow. Apple can suck Satan’s knob in hell.

Maybe I’m too harsh. : ()()

We used to have perkers for that. Now, apparently those are no longer enough.

We used to have perkers for that. Now, apparently those are no longer enough.

Listen... Just between you and me, I imagine there are gators in that swamp. I’m thinking of getting into the handbag and suitcase business.

Listen... Just between you and me, I imagine there are gators in that swamp. I’m thinking of getting into the…

Are you kidding??? Safety features???? This is for HIPSTERS... most of them have to *look up* the word safety. : )

Are you kidding??? Safety features???? This is for HIPSTERS... most of them have to *look up* the word safety. : )

It’s just that I’ve been known to do that. I admit it. At times like that, I’m after the cafeine charge, not the taste.... which is good, coz the coffee tastes like ditch piss.

It’s just that I’ve been known to do that. I admit it. At times like that, I’m after the cafeine charge, not the…

And will you scream at them for being perpetually stupid? I know I would! I mean, with *my* relatives and friends, not with yours. : )

“...You can try and you can try. But you’re going to get old. And you’re going to die...”

“...You can try and you can try. But you’re going to get old. And you’re going to die...”

Why does that bitch wear so much goddamn warpaint? She looks like a modern Tammie Fay.

Nooooo???? YOU SHUT UP!!

You say “bahh” in the morning, at noon, and at night!!!
because you’re a sheep and not very bright

I do like that vehicle tho.

The sound quality is probably what can be expected of most bt buds and speakers —- shit.

The sound quality is probably what can be expected of most bt buds and speakers —- shit.

Instant pot, ay??? Do tell!!!

Instant pot, ay??? Do tell!!!

PM! Good to see you again. I’m probably gray here.

ah! how nice. I see the Breach Boys have come out with a new album.

Not outright, but your battery will die prematurely.