She’s probably dating a Hotep.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

And since today is Dorothy Parker’s birthday, one can add “And I am Marie of Roumania.”

A normal non-suspicious thing to do when someone dies in a completely innocent totally accidental way while in your company with no one else around is to dispose of the body and then lie about it.

No, I think she is saying she has PTSD because she spent 20 years with a guy who turned out to have lied to her so often, and so successfully, that she has to question if they ever had an authentic moment. Every time she remembers him having to work late, while she believed him completely at the time, she has to ask…

I’ve seen Dollhouse.

“So you take her word as is? Not even a bit of skepticism?”

I briefly dated a guy once who let me know after a few weeks, and of course as I was starting to really like him that he and his ex-girlfriend were still living together. At first when he told me I tried to be open and cool, but then I asked him if they were still trying to work things out, or if this was just a…

Publix has high prices, people should be able to act out their drama in the stores if they want to.

I commented elsewhere his Greek myth would be Penisius Douchebaggus, a sexual harassing minor centaur hunted by Artemis/Diana.

I love this so much it made me cry.

Who knew driving around with a blunt looking for something to do but always ending up at the diner kept us sane... it felt really dumb at the time

May we die peacefully giving zero fucks about what we never understood.

FTFY

He looks like the hippie you’re not supposed to follow to a second location.

Small correction, easy mistake to make, tiny thing, completely understandable:

i believe so, but the there was another typo as well, its butterfly posse - they are mobile personal groomers.

I bought some actual pet clippers at the pet store, so I can say I take my poodle to the groomers.

Is this where I confess I accidentally knicked myself good last week? In my defense, I just had bottom surgery and my new 2017 model testicles didn’t come with an owners manual. I’ve only had them for three months. My Husband thought this was hilarious. No serious damage was done.