Clearly you don’t follow Texan news. Yesterday We forced Richard Spencer to cancel his WLM rally planned for 9/11 of all days! None of Ya’ll have done that. Thousands of us were ready to show up at College Station to protest him and his ilk. I personally would have driven 8 hours to be there. And I still might as I…

Orson Welles and Jeanne Moreau, 1965

the original is way better than the bieber remix

thanks but nothing sounds as good as that sandwich

Now I know how to prepare for my job interview!

We’re not expecting Trump to call this Radical White Christian Terrorism, what’s expected is for him to call it “terrorism”.

They’re tired of the bullshit, the political correctness, using our tax dollars to bring in people from Syria and Somalia, all this other stuff with homosexuality.

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

The excuse to work for him is that he is such a genius auteur engaging in brilliant filmcraft.

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN.

I’m sometimes annoyed by people who don’t seem to want to share the sidewalk and walk, at a glacial pace, three or four across, but I always run around them, like a non-sociopath.

Anyone else thought it was Pratt who wanted to have 20 kids to please the Lord?

She is mother:

I remember that! How reduced are we in circumstances, though, that we have to take our small pleasures in successes like these? I was a dispassionate dater — I had no truck with lame, strange, unpleasing, or bizarre boyfriends — so, oddly, I recognized Trump right away (like, last spring,) as a serial abuser who was…

Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper. Imagine if a woman was President and acted like Trump, an emotional lunatic unable to tell the truth even when it would be rational…

I love the 2005 version so much. In fact, I think I shall watch it tonight. Virtual viewing party, who’s with me?!?

my my my MY MY MY MY

This is one instance when I am happy to be over 40, when I was in my 20s icky shitty men like this were so common and ick ick ick. Just to clarify I was already with my now hubby back then and now he is a 50 year old man trying to get in my pants but as I am 45 it is a very welcome offer.

These girls are wearing Dragons cheerleading uniforms. Southlake is a really preppy, wealthy school in the Dallas metroplex. You wear them to school the Friday of homecoming, not to the homecoming dance. If you aren't a band member/cheerleader/fball player, etc. you wear your mum to the game too. I remember girls…