I’m guessing whoever calculated the monthly charge is a non-period-having person who didn’t attend Menstruation Orientation.

It’s implied in the condescending tone of “normalizing casual sex” coupled with isolating men as the ones who are going to “maximize their rate of said sex.”

It’s comes across as “well if we only normalized committed, monogamous sex, men wouldn’t act this way”, which kinda just places the responsibility on the women.

This is still my favorite thing this movie inspired:

I would pretty much take any part as long as the checks clear.

I’m loving the fun people are having. I’m also getting a real “I’m the new Space Pope” vibe from a lot of the outfits.

Son of a bitch!

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

I hadn’t thought about it much, but I hope you guys who have to sift through the shit like masturbating videos and numerous accounts of sexual assaults to bring us these story, which ARE important, are also being given the tools to help you process all this shit.

Here in Kansas City, Missouri I can tell you this is the only thing they’re talking about at McDonald’s playplaces. It’s like someone put a fork in their microwave. I fucking love it.

It’s funny when trolls pretend the human race will die out if men can’t treat the office as a sex club. There’s no other place in the world for people to meet one another.

Lol fuck that bullshit. Any man functioning at full capacity can figure out by himself that when a woman says “let’s slow down,” pulls away from him repeatedly, and in general gives the impression of being uncomfortable around him, she’s making it damn clear she’s not into it. You can play dumb if you want, but men…

His stunt coordinating is so genius, though, it’s difficult separating the man’s actions from his art.

I could make many worse choices than marrying the entire Satanic Temple, is the thing

There is a café in which I enjoy reading; it is quirky and bohemian. Which, in the Bay Area, can often mean that it attracts a certain cohort of Baby Boomer males whose apex in life was Woodstock, and who have never quite gotten over their lost youth. Believing that they are still sexual dynamos, their main hobby…

Thanks but I’ll stick with my hot ham water.

Oh well, at least he fucking tried. When you have a shit character to deal with, asking them questions is, from a cognitive science perspective, far more revealing and constructive than making statements. And this needs to be on men to ask them. Now he just needs better questions. Personally, I’d like to thank him for…

My personal favorite was:

FIRE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND REPLACE THEM WITH PUPPIES

There is something deeply ironic/dystopian/San Franciscan about an animal rights advocacy group using a robot to harass homeless people.