What the fucking fuck.

“I clutch my purse every time a white man is walking toward me.”

I clutch my purse every time a white man is walking toward me. I step far away from them when in line. If they move their arms near me, I flinch in a very showy way. And they always give me this strange look. I do EVERYTHING that I’ve seen white women do to black men.

STAY OUT OF GROWN FOLKS BUSINESS!

I laughed so hard it turned into a series of snorts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This list is missing Uncle Charles, y’all...

Crissle from The Read called her Khlorenthal yesterday, and my soul sank into the depths.

Pool party in Texas where young sister got thrown to the grown and handcuffed. It’s real. He’s not kidding.

Weak af, but I’ll see his stanky leg, and raise him a tuck and roll.

Only when he’s near a courtroom. His vision is fine when he’s hanging with his friends in the Jazz Club.

They don’t pay you...you pay them with your soul.

Not enough.

Anytime a white guy calls anybody brother I start looking for Aryan Nation tattoos.

Speaking of which, one the upsides of the rise of Trump is white people now have all kinds of ways to let me know who they are before i get too close. Some guy moved in up the street this weekend and I was about to stroll by and say…

I often bring fruit to a comedy show just in case they say something that angers me. s/

I just reported this campaign to GoFundMe. Leaving it up means GoFundMe endorses racism and bigotry and a complete misunderstanding of the 1st Amendment.

“Paid Protestors” = “Obviously these [insert racial slur of choice] cant think for themselves so someone must be paying them to think”

Did these professional instigators force the cop to run over a pedestrian and drive off without stopping?

Marginalized persons will identify with the system that oppresses them to be above fellow victims of said system.

Wow, she is STUNNING!!!