Does anyone else think he just learned of the existence of the word sarcasm, but has yet to learn what it actually means or the proper use of it?

This is correct.

Yaaaassss! Put some respeck on Kurn, Son of Mogh’s name!

I generally do not look at the pending comments because...well you know why, lol. But this time I did and there’s so many!

Thank goodness it wasn’t just me! I was watching House Hunters International the other day because it was a black couple (judge me) and they were moving to Ghana. I was intrigued and looked it up and it was all YEAR OF RETURN. I’m like where in the out of the loop hell have *I* been?!
Ugh.

I’m. Wheezing.

Just chiming in to cosign.

Thank you for articulating everything I’m feeling. It hurts no matter where you are, but since I live in the Metroplex... this one is hurting even more. Sigh. 

I’m betting I’m in the minority here, but when I heard about Michelle Williams winning an Emmy I was confused because I didn’t realize she’d been in a show beyond that disastrous thing she was in with her ex.

“Beautiful gowns.”

I know this is an inconsequential question, but does she ever take those sunglasses off her wig? That’s really bugging me.

I want, nay need, that floral coat in my life. Alas, I’m poor.

I’ve been in Texas all of the 4+ decades I’ve been on this earth and I wholeheartedly approve of this gif.
Just give me a second to get out before it floats out into the gulf.

This right here. 

...you seem fun.

Tee-hee, spur.

That’s what I’m trying to figure out. Yeah we know it’s racism, but what is their stated reason. I know good’nhellwell they aren’t going to just flat out say “IT’S BECAUSE HE’S A NIH...”
(shout out to Blazing Saddles)

Let’s be real here: every dude in my school who had a gumby was stupid hot. It was what it was.

So basically the city will spend taxpayer funds to “recoup” $130,000. Smart people: how much would you guess a civil case like this will cost? More than the 130k they are trying to recoup?

I’m pretty dadgum dark and even I have had this cringy conversation with 2520s.