I’m submitting this for a Pulitzer. I don’t know who I’m supposed to contact but, dammit, I’m going to find them and submit this piece.  

You lost me at In n’ Out. Maybe it’s because I’m in Texas, but it was just so-so and the fries are AWFUL.

Whoever blew the whistle here should get ALL of the honorary degrees.

Thank you so much for breaking it down after all the Twitter chatter.

I’m from Texas and moved to California. I was soooo excited to finally try In-N-Out because it’s been so hyped up. That experience must be like when a kid who believes in Santa Clause first finds out he’s not real. In-N-Out is... not good. The burger is pretty bland (though I do appreciate how fresh their toppings…

Your ignorance of definition doesn’t make others wrong. YOu might want to check that dictionary since you seem deficient on basic concepts.

Colorism is a result of racism. 200 plus years of enslavement and post enslavement does not leave everyone unscathed. Of course those attitudes would be internalized. I’m think of USA racism and institutions. Her erace may have given her an advantage but you seriously think one anecdotal mayoral race means black…

The nostalgia factor is so strong for In N Out. Everybody who grew up on it is convinced it’s the pinnacle of everything good and true in the world, while those of us who tried it for the first time as adults are like, “Yeah, it’s fine.”

I agree. You are wrong because you are from Texas. Lo siento. ;(

King Beauregard makes RL-style cheddar biscuits thusly:

Sounds about white.

Roxanne Deschamps was a friend of their mother and the kids went to stay with her after their mother died. As soon as the shooting took place, she went to court and filed for control of their inheritance, which amounts to about $800,000.

His older brother was adopted first and when his adoptive parents found their addict mother had delivered another child, they took him in too. So they’re half-brothers who got adopted by the same couple.

he wanted to “reflect on the school shooting and soak it in.”

Panic attacks are pure trash. I don’t wish them on anyone.

Tomi Marchant follows the troll accounts exclusively. If you’re ever in doubt, see if she is one of their followers. thaQueen had a really hard time staying in character early on. More Cookie Monster and less queen is my motto. Admittedly it doesn’t have a lot of wider application though.

Hm. Weak homophobic aspersions, complete inability to spell or write properly, stupid and defensive over trivial bullshit...are you Diamond or Silk?

I think your entire account is an elaborate but not entirely convincing attempt by a white Reddit alt-righter to portray what he thinks a black woman sounds like online. Some of the signifiers are there, but the overall character is clearly conjured from the racist imagination of a 27-year-old white guy with…