And I want my husband to give me a baby kitten dipped in rainbow sprinkles. But since he can't, even though I REALLY WANT ONE, I am still going to be friends with him and love him and not hold it against him that he can't give me that one thing. Because I am a mature adult (that wants a sprinkle covered kitten), and…

I always want to believe that those people that spew hateful and bizarre thoughts via their bona fide Facebook account (with their full names and happy smiley gross faces attached) simply don't know how to use the Internet or Facebook very well—they don't understand how it works. It's a bizarre side effect of the fact…

"I don't think I have ever gotten angry like that (that being my kind of anger, not like the video anger) while physically in a retail establishment; I just reserve my right to do so."

I don't see the sarcasm/irony in her reporting, either. In fact, they had her on CNN since waaaay early this morning, chirping about stupid shit, so when I was scrolling down on Jez this afternoon and the the title, I knew it was something that had come out of ol' yellow dress' twinkly mouth. Unless her entire act is…

As someone who also eloped mostly due to finances, you are doing the right thing. 8 years have passed and I would do it again in a heartbeat! My husband and I originally started down that slippery slope of a boxed-wedding-that-would-cost-as-much-as-a-down-payment-on-a-house thing when we first started to plan our…

...you might want to give your doctor a call Monday to increase the dosage on your meds. Holy fuck.

His turn around on the show is kind of amazing. I hated him too, and in the past he was beyond insufferable on the show (unfortunately, alcohol/drug problems can do that to a person). But in the past few seasons, he is the only reason I watch. His quips are hysterical, he seems to be doing well with his sobriety…