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Should someone unearth a Cinemaware prototype of a minigame where you throw pebbles at a bottle while someone reads a list of names, I would not be surprised.
(I'm not very happy about your use of "at best", though. Admittedly the DSPs sound a bit too advanced, but a 1991 IBM-PC could have never scrolled this smoothly.

You gotta do the beat! I love this line so much because of how effortlessly Baldwin goes from the "No" joke to the follow-up.

I don't know if it's out of print, but can't you just play the Wii version? Sure, the resolution will be a bit lower, but on the plus side you won't have to deal with what amounts to a blown-up tilt-and-scan transfer.

Oh, right! I know that at least Steam is pretty lenient with moving folders around your file system, but I always forget about it. Which is a shame too, because my traditional hard disk is largely unused, since anything that could theoretically benefit from a speed boost goes to the SSD, while everything that benefits

My PC at least lets me get rid of stuff. Don't play enough DotA2 to put up with the very mild annoyance of daily background updates? Just uninstall it! Facebook pestering me with update permissions on my phone even though I never use it? B-b-but it's an integral part of the smartphone experience!

I see your Azumanga Daioh (which I adore, don't get me wrong) and raise you a Yotsuba&! Also Aqua/Aria and Yokohama Shopping Log, I guess.

Yeah, I got my PS3 together with Gran Turismo 5; same crap (but you forgot to add the installation, which is another thing we didn't have to bother with a decade ago). Gotta update the firmware to update the PSN to get the updates! And boy did GT5 love its updates.

The automatic Mii creation on 3DS went great for me, so I have to assume:
a) John Teti actually looks like Dorp and what we know as John Teti is merely an act by a certain Mr. Pete Strackmeier, or
b) he's still wearing that Edgar Allen Poe mask.

The buried lede here for me is: A 2D animation studio that's financially stable enough to just go and produce material on whim in 2014? What glorious universe have I stumbled upon today? Granted, I usually pay no attention to companies' financials, but that seems miraculous.

If any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now appear on Sleipnir amidst a thunderstorm and
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*laughs* Awesome.
"What do you think of my new haircut?"
"Uh…nice hat."

I know it seems like that at first, but in hindsight: The bad ending is "See the enemy before you and simply attack to do some damage". The true ending is "Default, default, default, default. Yes, you'll take some punishment, but also you'll gain a clear understanding of what you're fighting against and you'll be in a

I don't have an iOS thing! Kurashima's work on it looks great, though. Was Newtonica good?

Clearly the correct way to determine whether two people should marry is a complete comparison of each other's Final Fantasy rankings. I mean, if you ever find a perfect match there, be true to them in good times and in bad, in Toad and in Float.

Hm, let's see. Older games so far:
2010s: Pac Man Championship Edition DX+ (if that doesn't count because it's a marginal upgrade, Rune Factory 4)
2000s: Ultimate Ghosts 'n Goblins Revised
1990s: Ore no Ryouri
1980s: The Legend of Zelda

Process of elimination: I haven't bought the DLC to Dark Souls II, so that's a sign it doesn't qualify for me. Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes probably produced my favorite gameplay moments, but there's some vile stuff happening in the game and the fact that I just don't care and go "I'm driving a truck lol" instead

I've only seen L'Argent and, while impressive, it left me fairly confused. But! No other movie I've seen this past year has stayed on my mind as much as that one. If I had to rewatch one movie right now, I'd choose that one in a heartbeat, no ifs and buts about it.

I think Hark was the overall better album and one that clicked immediately for me, but Peace Kehd is a real grower. It's the album I probably listened to the most this year because it just does not stop being dope. And I do appreciate that they tried something new too (the Ridin' Dirty-era UGK vibe of Sh*t Rock, for

Whoa. I'll have to check out Mega and Large Pro. And it's got a new MARS! Let's bring some suggestions for future installments:
AG, Rakim, Scarface
Akrobatik, Rugz D. Bewler, $amhill
A.D.O.R., Ras Kass, Sadat X (or, you know, substitute A.D.O.R. with Ahmad because Come Widdit with Mega sounds like a good idea too)