Off topic, but Fashion Plates is frickin' genius. Up there with Easy-Bake ovens and Lite Brites for being the most fun toys.

I know I'm poor AND a slob because I cannot imagine eating a S'more while in couture or an otherwise dead expensive gown. I'd be covered in chocolate asap, and not in a good way.

It's not weird I'm jealous of this kangaroo. Right?

I expect this to be recommended in Cosmo sex tips immediately. "To rev his motor on a ho-hum weeknight, think memes. Wear something cute, like an ice bucket with netting — and nothing else! He'll love your quirky sense of fun and commitment to charity!"

But does their wine list still have a nice selection of Pinochets?

And I find more that fits me at Old Navy because I can usually go for a smaller size (AHA! REVERSE-SHOPPING-LOGIC! Maybe we should all shop counter-intuitively???) that fits my narrow behind....yet their jeans and pants generally have so much elasticity and give to them they fit my bigger tummy.

I feel like this article needs an accompanying hump gif. If only those existed and people posted them on Gawker media sites.... :P

What jeans are you trying on? Because I have the "apple (tomato??) shape" body—I have thin legs and a small ass and my hips are narrow while any extra weight I carry is in my "tomato" middle. Genetic per-disposition fun! I have a LOT of trouble finding clothes that fit my (relatively unusual for a woman) shape where…

Awwww. When I introduced my cats (about same age diff as one in this video), the older one immediately did a little "Hey, let's play, kid!" head dip and they became instant bffs. I was AMAZED because I'd expected at least a little cat drama between them because cats. Fast forward almost 15 years later and now the…

Georgia O'Keeffe and Freud are rolling their eyes in the afterlife at this bottle design.

A "little sick"? I gagged. Voting for "very sick."

It reminds me of "Village of the Damned."

Jim Parsons is always adorable and endearing. He's my personal Manic Pixie Dream Boy. Also, I remember Jean Smart's version of Aileen Wournos in "Overkill" (a tv movie, I think?) and she impressed me as much more than the "Designing Women" character I had her pigeonholed as in my mind (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt01050…

I, too, think it's important to be comfortable at work. People are so judgmental. Let's not rush to condemn a pantsless lifestyle. Check your privilege, pants-wearers.

I don't disagree with you, but we currently have a punishment-oriented penal system in the US. Prisoners have access to rehabilitative services, but rehab or otherwise helping people learn to be productive members of society is not the #1 goal of this system...it's somewhere lower on the list. The job of US prisons is…

Interesting that being in an institution that strips you of all choices and tells you what to do every minute of the day actually gave Krenwinkel the emotional opportunity to learn about choices. However, as I understand it, she and Van Houten are still not in general population all the time (I could be wrong) and I…

I think Zombie Helen Hayes would be adorable.

Something something Fellen/felon name pun joke something. Also, I misread her name as "Helen Hayes" at first and that made this story superinteresting.

Also, there are the appropriate chorus lyrics: "Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...)."