Someone rubbed her the right way.

Meryl has always had the most amazingest bone structure. Look at that face. LOOK AT IT.

Dammit, Martha. I don't want to not love you. But Uncle Terry? Gah.

This skirt is the one thing on this page I might possibly ever wear. I mean, if I was going for a Katy Perry type of fashion subtlety.

I feel like Charlize's look here owes a bit to the styling for Lori Petty in Tank Girl, and I mean that as a good thing.

Well....check the username.

I was thinking she resembles Wiley Wiggins at about that age, actually.

Laboutin is becoming the Ed Hardy brand for basic chicks.

WHO IS EYEBROW LADY? Time is a flat circle. Carcosa. No, really. I need to know her story. NOW.

I still don't know what is happening. Kate gave me the confuses.

I remembered they were married, but had successfully blocked out Goldblum's mullet.

I wouldn't trust them, either. But the sad truth is their clientele probably surged....or they expect to forge a career in television appearances as an "expert," leapfrogging off this show.

Multi-tasking and misread the first part of the title as "The Kermit Kingdom." Expected a different story.

I have no idea if these people were practicing Jews or not, but Jewish practice is to bury the dead as soon as possible out of respect (k'vod hamet) for the person who died, actually. Not sleep with the corpse for three years. :/

THAT GEL. It is the demon gel of taste bud memories. My tongue needs a Silkwood shower just after even thinking about that gel.

I read "Aramark" as "Amtrak" in the headline. The funny part is I was not surprised. Have you ever eaten one of their dining car sandwiches out of desperation? Maggots might add some flavor and texture.

The freedom to nap and binge-watch stuffs! U-S-A! U-S-A! Happy 4th, y'all!

Dying at "swimsuit areas."

I loved that dress! But on a lot of people (me included), that style could look matronly. On her it was GORGEOUS.