I think you’ve got the right idea. No balls is a private thing, that can at least be partially addressed by hormone treatments. If your ass can no longer retain poop, that’s going to be much more embarrassing in everyday life. 

you mean Bullhalla?

The only way to get into Bull Valhalla is to take some motherfuckers out first.

I’m fine with this.

muy grave el recto

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

I was just hoping there would be a book tour where they hold me while I cry.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Just as I can not possibly imagine what it was like to grow up in her circumstance, and have no knowledge of things that must be commonplace among her peers, she has no idea about how the people she purports to “help” live.

no, I think it’s much closer to the truth to say that she believes public schools are instruments of the secular administrative state, cultural Marxism, or some shit like that. Anyway, she clearly believes public education is an institution that needs to be fought.

Now, now, it’s not about separation of races for DeVos. She’s actually pushing this because she feels all education should be Christian and center on the Bible, which these pesky public schools refuse to go along with. That it also lets children learn with “their own kind” is just a happy coincidence for her.

Don’t mistake stupidity for malice. I don’t think she actually believes she will harm anyone. She may very well believe that “school choice” will give all children access to the same education she had. That’s ridiculously stupid, but not evil.

“Shame” is a class construct used to make poors question their status and doubt their abilities thus providing more opportunity for the wealthy who, by and large, are far less capable in many situations but are not held back by this.. “shame” you speak of.

When you’ve been fighting with Warren Beatty over who gets to announce the Best Picture winner and you think you’ve won the argument but then he knowingly lets you read from the wrong envelope:

That’s a good point. The best actress part is definitely small text so I can see not taking that in. He may have just been confused on why Emma Stone was listed instead of the producers, and it may not have occurred to him in the moment that she had just won best actress.

to be fair, he might have done that - he clearly was buying time to process what to do. It felt like forever, but in reality he was there thinking about it for 15 seconds. Faye kind of took that opportunity away from him by just announcing LaLa Land.

The Moonlight/La La Land flub was a really interesting social experiment for our times.

It seems likely that she was septic from the pneumonia, not the bed bug bites, so the title is a little misleading. Bed bugs are gross though.

It’s weird that we can take a random Hollywood producer (notoriously stupid and evil people) for a film that just lost an award and have literally zero doubt that he would be an upgrade over the current occupier of the office of U.S. President. But here we are. 2016 was awful; and 2017 is fucking awful and weird.

All I got out of this was, “I’m a psycho, so I haven’t worn sweatpants in a long time.”