are you seriously implying Emily Dickinson is bad? I was in a chemistry class where an experiment was happening that involved a pink flame and someone asked if all flames were pink and the entire class slowly turned to stare at him until he realized he was an idiot. we had just covered spectroscopy the week before.

Oh, trust me, what I long for more than anything in this world, honestly, more than winning the lottery, is to see Donald J. Trump in handcuffs. Also because you know he will be crying and pissing his pants at the same time like the coward that he truly is.

A month in, there are still days when someone on the news puts “President” and “Trump” together in a sentence, and I think, That didn’t actually happen, right? Because the reality of it is still just too ludicrous.

I don’t know if it’s because Trump is exhausting me or if Pence is doing/saying things we want to hear, but I now actively look forward to him taking over. Just for now. Just to get us out of this immediate mess. I get that he’s a Christian whack job who wants to repeal Roe v Wade and that when he was governor his…

What’s especially cute is that after the courts got involved they were all “this is vital, enemies stream across our open borders...” blah blah, and yet it’s taken all this time to revamp the EO. It’s almost like they’re not serious about the terror part.

Can we say his election was just practice and we’ll have the real one now? Please and thanks 🙏

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

‘Knight of Cups’ was a Malick too far for me, although I’ve really liked all of his other movies, including ‘To The Wonder’, and would always rank ‘Days of Heaven’ in my all-time favorite top-10 and can’t say a single bad thing about ‘Badlands’ or ‘Tree of Life’. So I’m hopeful about ‘Song to Song’, though its…

You don’t know it, kid, but you threw that block for a lot of people. Vaya con dios, young warrior.

I’d like to see the same showdown for Novel writing software.

It’s turtles all the way down...

Meanwhile, it took me far less than 30-seconds to suspect that NBA Commissioner Adam Silver is lying out his ass with this damage control take: “Kyrie is trying to be provocative.”

Because conservatism cannot fail in conservatives’ eyes. It can only be failed.

I could only spend about 30 minutes chasing that white rabbit before losing my mind at the idea I share work, schools, roads, air, public services and probably some leisure interests with the very people that buy into this stuff. I’d go back and do more hilarious research now if only because it’d give a nice break…

I still haven’t solved this! Also quickly answering “what do you do?” becomes more complicated.

So... wait, flat earthers think it’s sorta like a planet pizza? Still round, but definitely flat? I ... wow.

Yeah, but that’s just part of the fun. I do find all the “way to use Google” commenters telling on themselves though.

“For what I’ve known for many years and what I’ve been taught is that the Earth is round, but if you really think about it from a landscape of the way we travel, the way we move and the fact that — can you really think of us rotating around the sun, and all planets align, rotating in specific dates, being…

Maybe in this case, actually #sticktosprots

Czar