Just tell him you’ll sic Eli on him if he doesn’t shut up

Look at this shit.

Nope. All keeping Sessions on did was give cover to a couple Republicans to vote in a way they viewed to be politically expedient. Now, they have their “I opposed a Trump nominee” badge. Now they will fall in line and confirm every one of his remaining cabinet members. And Supreme Court Justice. This is all theater.…

Now my fellow PA peeps can focus on booting Toomey from office next year.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

When Julia Ioffe wrote a profile of Melania she didn’t like, Trump’s trolls and Brownshirts unleashed a torrent of the ugliest unit-Semitism I’ve seen from Americans.

I explained this to a FB acquaintance who I thought was projecting her own relationship issues onto Melania and I got a huge lecture that I have no idea what it’s like to be in an abusive situation, red flags, blah, blah, blah. Funny thing is a couple years ago I was going through emotional abuse but she was so…

No way. My in-laws assure me that while the Clinton marriage is nothing more than a disgusting business relationship between a serial cheater and an opportunist feminazi, the Trumps’ marriage is a beautiful love story and proof that Donald treats immigrants fairly. So there.

I can respect a sex worker.

Any sympathy I had for her, and I was one of those hold-outs who preached empathy, blah blah etc., has evaporated in reading this news. You’re on your own M-Tru.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Rosie playing the man pulling trumps strings is the paragon of poetic justice

Your usage was fine and was in no way a “slur”.

I certainly don’t want to offend anyone, but I don’t believe the word ‘monkey’ carries the same racial implications you’re driving at in your comment, especially when the target is not a person of color. The word is used in a completely race-neutral way to describe the antics of children (climbs like a monkey),…

Is it a slur here though? Monkey is a racial slur, yes, but it’s also used to refer to the organ grinder’s dancing monkey, someone who performs degrading tasks upon command. Spicer is a white guy who is this administration’s dancing monkey. I’m not seeing the slur.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Those special little snowflakes in the White House need a safe space, methinks. #suckitupbuttercup

He makes Dubya look like a fucking Rhodes scholar. This is the same Dubya who didn’t know how to put on his rain poncho at the inauguration.

Trump calls his own shots, largely based on an accumulation of brain plaques that block cell-to-cell signaling at synapses, and everyone knows it.

So..... SNL is going to have all the Trump people played by someone of the opposite sex now, right? I’d pay to see Leslie Jones as Ben Carson. Or Aidy Bryant as Steve Bannon.