So, our democracy is Westley in this scenario? Hopefully being miraculously revived after being tortured to death.

God I hope he’s as miserable as we all think he is. I also hope he lives for many more years, and has to live with the shame he’s brought on our country and on his stupid family name. I hope people still protest him and mock him long after his inevitable impeachment. I hope this fucker pays for the damage he’s done.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

George W loved “Fortunate Son”. I assume the irony went right over his head.

Ha. Could be. Either way, she was mindful of her belly.

Indirect murder. Putin scoffs at such weak folly.

Yeah, what a shame she only said it 100 times instead of 101. Apparently, the 101st time’s the charm.

She sang one of her largest hits that even to a community outside of the LGBTQAI community, has still became synonymous with it. She has put her money where her mouth is with her personal advocacies.

I loved Gaga’s performance, but honestly, every year they should just play Whitney’s version of The Star-Spangled Banner and Prince’s half-time show.

She didn’t even look nervous! I know she rehearsed it a thousand times but I still would have looked like I was anticipating my death or some shit.

I will never understand the admiration (some) people have for Putin. How does anyone look at the current state of Russia and think, “I really wish my country looked like THAT”?

Nobody who was watching was unaware of her politics. Nobody who was watching was unaware of the significance of “This Land Is Your Land” or “Born This Way.” NFL lawyers surely had her locked up in ten thousand clauses of “Don’t Be Political,” which she had to sign or no deal.

Have you heard the lyrics to Born This Way? What else do you want her to say?

Do you even Prince though?

The modern right wing:

Yeah, if only Hillary said something...

The first part, the Offering to Baal, was sublime, but you could tell they were just going through the motions for the Sacrifice to Moloch.

She sure as hell knows how to put on a show. I also liked the sly subversiveness of “This Land Is Your Land.” Woody Guthrie was rather famously no fan of the Trumps.

Ps fuck the Pats and FUCK Brady

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.