The only time I’ve ever looked at my husband like that was when I was very stoned and he brought home Crazy Bread.

I have mostly loved my partner for over 30 years and I’ve never looked at him like that. Even he would admit he is not all that. And he isn’t into pushover women — wasn’t raised by one, didn’t marry one and didn’t raise one himself.

Lifehacker is better than... giving people information?

No.

Not to mention, HEARING someone puke (let alone seeing it or smelling it) can cause you to puke yourself. I’ve never heard/saw/smelled someone poop and felt the urge to drop a deuce.

came here to say this. Years ago, when Mrs. RedneckLawyer was out of town, our lab mix got what I am pretty certain was some form of weaponized dog dysentery. After waking up to a living room covered, and I mean COVERED in partially dried sadness pudding, I spent three days cleaning up behind him as he helplessly…

All this puke vs. poop debate and no one is talking about the real worst offender. Look, I’m a parent and have had to clean up just about any fluid in the human body but as a dog owner nothing, and I mean nothing compares to shitvomit. My dog is old and confused and likes to wander around looking for delicious little…

Of courses it is the winner. What a weird debate to have.

It was everywhere and made me throw up

So she is this tweet IRL?

Yes, it does matter. Showing them that their constituents, those that vote for or against them have a firm opinion will sway them. You *are* their boss. Your opinion matters.

They can’t see who you voted for. They may be able to see what party you’re registered in and whether or not you voted, but that’s it. Even then, doubt they are looking up that info on anyone.

Thank you. There are many Republicans who feel the same way. They need to speak out.

I’m a Republican. This is beyond party politics. This is a risk to our very foundation of a country, no matter what side of the political spectrum you’re on.

No, you Living in Kentucky makes you all the more valuable. Here in the blue states you call and get an “I know. I’m doing that. We know already.”

NOPE. She’s ours. We took Bieber and Ted Cruz. WE NEED THIS OK.

Together, we will make love

Being afraid of stairs and doorways is CLASSIC, well-documented dementia behavior.