I know it’s crazy to think a guy who:

“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”

At this point, I wish this too. I genuinely think that Pence would be better, because I don’t think that Pence would get into a nuclear war over a few insults.

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

It does seem weird. Maybe it’s just because he can’t use the seal of the President as his logo until after he’s inaugurated? It’ll be interesting to see if he’s still using this logo in two weeks.

He was a co-head writer with Tina Fey during some key SNL years, and then took on the job solo during the 2008 election (the one that gave us Fey’s impression of Sarah Palin). I am not that surprised.

He’s great. This is what he should be doing.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

“That’s not true.”

This. Fighting over preferred pronouns in no way, shape, or form actually pays a living wage to anyone—even those who are discriminated against by immigration status, gender, etc. “Cultural appropriation” arguments don’t help the refugees my colleagues work with find accessible, reliable health care resources within…

This is why we can’t have nice things. Good lord.

This is why Trump should not have fought with the intelligence angencies, they will fuck your shit up!

I am shocked how far down I had to scroll to find this. Well done.

.... the Aristocrats!

This is good trolling, and I am SO SORRY it did not work.

Wait until you see the back and forth between him and Graham. It’s like some slow melting southern soap opera.

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

Oh my.