Hot damn that bear is strong. (I mean, I know they’re strong. Duh. But that’s impressive to watch.)

Actually, isn’t that Elizabeth Warren?

In fairness, about 3% of his platform, or rather “platform,” is actually sensible.

This was beautiful on its own, but any theory that includes Ser Pounce is always going to get extra points for me.

I mean, even the State Dept. needs janitors and cafeteria workers. I’m guessing this dude isn’t handling classified material.

Wow. Defensive much?

Linkedin is the number one tool recruiters use, so it’s not mandatory, but yes, you are missing out on opportunities if you aren’t on there.

LinkedIn might have the worst home page of any major company in the world.

People who can’t get a job through LinkedIn don’t know how to use LinkedIn.

Things I use Siri for in order of frequency:

Do you need to have a separate one for each floor, or is that just something you did for convenience?

Do you need to have a separate one for each floor, or is that just something you did for convenience?

I always pictured my sweat glands going, “Well, I’ve got all this sweat produced and in the pipeline, but it just got cool — better squeeze it all out while I can!”

This is totally me. My head and face sweat SO much. And on a hot day, it seems like it actually gets worse when I go from outside to an air conditioned room.

And good luck finding a babysitter that wants to spend a few hours playing Barfy Jones and the Case of the Diarrhea to earn a whopping $50.

As a parent, trust me, we know when people are just being polite. You can rest assured that your friends know you think their kids are little shits.

You sound like an awesome friend (and friend-uncle). I’m sure your friends with kids cherish you, seriously.

Disagree. Some of my friendships changed when I had a kid, but some did not. Notably, one of my friendships got much closer and that is with a friend who does NOT have kids. On the other hand, I have some child-free friends who basically stopped returning my calls after the baby arrived, and even some friends with…

I’ve learned that many people with children have little patience or interest in that kind of personal freedom.

If they are saying bad things about him, it’s THEM. He doesn’t have to want to be around kids every time. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.

I would imagine they are waiting for actual censorship since this is not that.