I get it, I hate the Lakers as much as anyone else, but if somebody gives you a signed Kareem jersey, you gotta hang that one up. I’m assuming the worst case situation is somebody sees it in your house and is like “oh, are you a Lakers fan?” and you simply say “No, I actually do not like them at all. This was a gift…

The best way to change up the first round of the playoffs would be to let the top seed choose their opponent. Then the No. 2 seed chooses next (assuming the top seed doesn’t choose the No. 2 seed, in which case the No. 3 seed would get next choice), etc. You’d get all kinds of fun “they don’t respect us!” takes, plus…

Dave...you just wrote the truest thing in history of the internet, congrats.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Not gonna address anything else, but you are whining about being on the wrong site. Look at the URL bar.

Prosecutors are officers of the court and regarded as members of law enforcement (they argue for the people or the state against the accused). The position of Attorney General is regarded as the “top cop”.

Cause land doesn’t vote. People do. If your idea is unpopular with a majority of people, you shouldn’t get bonus points for living in the middle of nowhere when we vote on it.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

I don't know, Jets and Marshall football are a match made in heaven. 

That was quite a Tempest, Bledsoe.

Anyhow, we’re both really looking forward to our wedding night.

It’s just Guy. You don’t need “the.”

When it comes to field-level crowd control at major events, there’s no security better than 66 y/o paraplegics

Damn, that joke left a mark.

This aged as well as Yasmine Bleath

Does that mean his hairline will be further back?

Savage.

“Oh, snap.”
—Joe Thiesmann

Griffin doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and we probably can’t prove his claims, either.

My guess is that he’s out personally slapping everyone who’s ever written a dumb letter to an advice column.