When I was in college and still a practicing Muslim (not a great practitioner, more of a please-forgive-all-these-sins-I’m-definitely-committing type; your standard fare Easter-and-Xmas-Only Christian), I used to have a lot of people get uncomfortable when they had seen my Qur’an.

All except for the SMEG toaster, oddly enough.

You know Ivanka Trump keeps a six pack of $20 marshmallows in her desk drawer in the White House. She opens the drawer at least 27 times a day and looks forlornly at them, reminiscing on simpler times. Then, on the 28th occasion, she gently removes one from the package, holds it to her eyes like she’s looking at the…

Milwaukee is a legitimately wonderful city with tons of fun shit to do in the summer. Can’t wait to see it all reduced to “look at these politicians/media types taking photos in front of the Bronze Fonz, the only thing in Milwaukee!”

All in all, this is good. He’s slightly to left on abortion, LGB rights, and gun issues and to the center/right on issues re: justice, race, and the economy. He would lose the nomination, all the while forcing other Dems to waste money in the primary season.

You know, I never even considered that, if he ran, there would technically be a chance that he won the nomination, and we’d need to vote for him.

No, he’s spade.

I want to point out that anyone in the US has Constitutional protections, with very rare exception.

They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

Honestly. What would people think if I went around saying, “Burn Atlanta and march to the sea again!”

stick to studying sex

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

The best part will be when they are in the heat of battle, Tyrion, bloodied and winded, will turn to Ser Bronn, as they are surrounded by an ever closing circle of white walkers, and say, “Well, things are certainly looking dire.”

(cue DOG ARMY)

Honest Question: What’s the point of Steyer running an “impeach Trump!” campaign against incumbent Democrats? Especially those in the House?

Are the clipboards going to go on a 3-0 streak now to take the series?

“Dentures” don’t do those things justice. He looks like he just won the Preakness.

I’m not sure that Kellyanne is actually the most despised.

I really can’t watch him anymore.  Melo Tony just makes me fall asleep.

Yeah, I love it when the older generation criticizes the younger one as if they had nothing to do with it. These kids aren’t giving themselves participation trophies....

Gwinnet County, Georgia investigators are giving Ketan Shah until Sunday to give his side of a story that currently has him accused of swindling almost a dozen people out of over $750,000 in a Super Bowl tickets scam that has been going for months