Oh. I think it looks cool. 

The millennials on here are trying to work out an Arduino option. 

US History wasn't until my junior year, either. You'll get there. 

Literally a separate line for crew. And when there isn't, they're obviously waved through so the plane can move. 

This has also never worked. The known crewmember badges are in huge font. 

Well, Foles’ nickname is Big Dick Nick, for confirmed reasons, so the author is covered either way.

And I understand that, but I don’t really get it. It’s clear that they’re giving up on the current user base and want to reinvent themselves as, I guess, Bleacher Report. But even if we stick with pure, crass capitalism, they’re not thinking of something:

I don't get it. How? Even if he got hold of the patients' dates of last menstruation, even an incredibly shitty OB/GYN knows that there's fluctuations in cycles. 

I literally was raised on free paper copies of The Onion/AV Club, and associate The Onion with my childhood more than, say, Disney movies. My friend freelanced for them until very recently. To think that a venture capitalist is going to kill them off is...upsetting.

Deadspin has been my main entry into the GMG world for about a decade now, and the non-sports articles are still the main draw. I'll miss it. Won't be visiting the new version, and I think the same goes for almost all of the rest of us. Great move, bosses! 

What the fuck are they doing.

If they had one-hit-wondered with Dream On, they’d be top ten.

To be fair, there's hoisting on practically every play. 

You can, but you need to get the Netflix app (website still can’t download.)

Try it next time. You probably need to download an app prior to boarding. 

Because you're not accessing the internet when streaming videos. There's a media server, usually inside of 1A's bulkhead, and you're just streaming off of that. 

It also just ignores what actually happened. The impeachment investigation is about Ukraine (for now) and proceedings began within days of the whistleblower’s complaint getting leaked. I never thought it’d move as quickly as it already has, especially given how potentially sloppy another foreign affairs-based…

Indeed. Verbs: Not always necessary. 

To be honest I'd almost appreciate them more if they were actually in biker gangs instead of cosplaying. 

When it comes to Nazis, the only remedy is something that the refs aren't equipped with.