You missed the opportunity on the third K. 

Because I'm sick of listening to someone else's dad rumble forward to a commanding 26mph, leaving a cacophonous mix of late-90s Integra fart kit and Dixie as its farewell song. 

I've had no serious desire to own a motorcycle until seeing that Lotus. Wait, like, Lotus Lotus? 

I liked it better when it offered horribly pixelated porn and Limp Bizkit mp3s over a 56k modem.

Yeah, but just imagine how fat and racist you could look! 

Have either of you seen a ring or a dick before? 

They can’t attach referral links and earn commissions if you don’t follow rule #1. Be a team player. 

They can’t attach referral links and earn commissions if you don’t follow rule #1. Be a team player. 

Which the judge would have considered when granting the eviction. 

She should do that anyway because it's a rental and there's no damn way her lease allows her to do THAT with it. 

Eh, if you give her long enough, she becomes truthful. Which follows nicely with the structure of this article - not sure if too many others got to the “I don’t consistently pay rent, a fact that has, ironically, been consistent” part.

Not if my maternal grandparents have anything to do with it (they better fucking not.)

Madison (this ad's hometown) native here. Cayennes are disproportionately represented here. He could very well get this price. 

That can happen whenever, but performing the kick afterward only makes sense if you think there's not enough time to do anything with the possession other than try a kick. 

Totally. In your scenario the sworn testimony would generally be considered stronger but the emails themselves would likely get in, and would serve as backing evidence.

It’s all about a technicality. Written documents, audio, etc ARE hearsay but are permitted exceptions. Basically, they’re telling the truth, not realizing it's not at issue, but then yelling SO THERE! at the end and hoping it means something.

They're all on Medicare already. 

Excellent picture/photojournalist name synergy. 

I thought Bolton too, but Schiff goes out of the way to say the whistle-blower is "courageous," so... 

“Trump tried to extort another country into smearing a political rival, which was illegal, using a discredited conspiracy theory.”

Fuck that, give us audio.