Excuse Me, Waiter? There Are Over 100 Vials of Bull Semen in My Soup. 

The money here is endorsements, so most of what you brought up doesn’t about apply. Presumably this will disproportionately help male athletes of popular sports, at first. Long term, ideally, state budgets stop subsidizing professional sports leagues, and viable, fun second, third, etc tier leagues form, as we see in…

Thanks for fixing it, Chris! 

You're only thinking of immediate effects. The theory is that the NCAA will see the money from California eyeballs as being more important than the money from free labor. We'll see. 

Most of us are still hung over from our crazy night at Alpinas, All The Time, the local all-male cabaret. 

The last part also works for Law and Order! Nice work! 

With states that give delegates proportionally, grabbing a few people here and a few other people there makes sense. 

Probably keeps her hospital badge in her work bag at all times.

This is probably a dupe, but for the medical student, I’d recommend that you talk to someone in your med school about what to do if it’s something you probably can’t help much with. You might open yourself up for liability that they can’t cover.

Well that's no reason for his soul to be uncomfortable 

He said, barkeviously. 

I...don't know why people say that. I'm descended from a long line of poor white people and nobody goes there to satisfy a desire for Mexican food. You go there if you want Taco Bell. 

Looks like a homophobic Jim Halpert. 

So what you're saying is, sports intersect with politics and society, and good sports reporting is truly just reporting. So weird, I hope some other people figure that out. 

My guess here is that the clerk assumed our friend Al was picking these up on the way to a quinceañera. 

Talk about a wonder lick. 

Honestly, right in range for a non light beer. 

I actually didn’t get good results when I tried. The crust had some nice pushback that you don’t get from the microwave, but the toppings were barely above room temp. Are you supposed to put the pizza on the pan before it warms up, or something? Anyway, 3-5 minutes in my shitty $20 toaster oven works just fine. 

It gets super, super hot, not like Bay Area stereotypical weather at all, and it’s a pain in the ass to get to if you’re not South Bay and already on a freeway. It’s also just...not San Francisco. I know, not abnormal - NY Giants and Jets don’t even play in the right state - but there's some zip code snobbery going…

He definitely uses the phrase "oriental beauties" more than weekly.