This is like a stupid version of 500 Days of Kristin and I’m here for it.

Pointing out things that Nixon did that would be considered Progressive today is not praising him, it is shaming the politicians that can’t even meet that pathetic baseline.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

I think it’s dumb to try and remove her because she cut ahead in line. That’s what I find stupid. If the challenge is “I think I can do a better job” then go for it. If it’s because “She annoys me and I was next in line” then it’s dumb.

His hate shit was one thing, but to deny that a Charmander can become a Charizard if it trains really hard is just wrong.

Are people really thinking they’re working out at Soldier Field? They’re going to do this on their practice field.

The Knicks’ problems are too many to solve in one comment, but here’s a suggestion for Kanter: Washington has no centers, has a GM who’s dying to get the 8th seed, and there are many, many, many hamberders there.

Well then you’re just dopey 

I’m not a fan either but this was clearly pass interference as well as a helmet-to-helmet hit.

Why stop at three? If you keep getting them right, you get to keep challenging. But if you ever get one wrong, all the previous ones get reset. 

As long as you still only get 2 a game, and 3 if you get the first 2 right. I’m ok with that.

Like on this famous no PI call, and the phantom roughing the passer on Tom Brady, there has to be a way for someone deemed smart enough at NFL headquarters who can IN REAL TIME stop the game to take a quick look at it, the game action is stopped anyway, as the play is over.

Yeah, but you have to understand the team’s point of view. How often do the Saints get knocked out of the playoffs in unforgettable fashion with a play that has burned its way into their collective psyche and will haunt them forever? It’s not like it happens every year.

And as everyone else used to call it, Dr Scholls ads.

The porn is funny, but honestly it’s funnier that someone in management thought that what their employees needed was the unfiltered social media opinions of sports fans.

It looked like his knee traveled.

what are you even talking about? This fits in perfectly with MLK’s famous “I Have a Dreamcatcher” speech.

It definitely seems as though if there’s one thing that all white Americans can agree on it’s that Martin Luther King said some vaguely inspirational things that weren’t critical of anyone.

“You’re going to make a stupid comment on Kinja, you’re going to think it’s clever at first but then cringe after the 15 minute edit window and you won’t get that many likes.”

GODDAMMIT!!!