I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.

Hogan is no hero...but he did make it easy for me. 

I came here to say the same thing. It’s also an anagram of “Ayn gig holed.”

also “egad ho lying.” 

The quiet religious kid with a gal back home in a WWII movie. He doesn't make it.

Have a (five-pointed) star.

+ one star of david that doesn’t have to be worn in public

Haha, wrong guy!

I don’t know running a Fletcher Cox would make me quiver.

Har har, very funny guys, with the juvenile references. Can we get back to football and the play design, and talk about the blocking scheme, whether they cut block him? Did they cut Cox or was he uncut?

Giving Philly fans ammo for their rampages? Sounds like a true Fletcher to me.

I’m holding out for “Mirror Fight 2: Hospitalized Drewgaloo”

“You don’t understand, That’s different!”

I loved this (from NYT):

It was the 3rd day (sunday) in the Mercedes lounge eating fancy stuff and drink champagne, one of the guys in our party said “I would so eat a poutine” and we all agreed. Fast forward 30 minutes, we were back to the Mercedes lounge with our poutines (and some all-dressed hot dogs for good measure), and the waitress…

Ok but I need info on this poutine and moet in the paddock club situation omg

appropriate username 

Right? He probably sucks. He has a higher bWAR than Barry Bonds had at this age, but I bet he blows. 

Just caught Vic Fangio on the phone:
“Hey, I’m packing and getting ready to catch a flight, can we postpone this until a little later?’’