Talk about a wonder lick. 

Honestly, right in range for a non light beer. 

I actually didn’t get good results when I tried. The crust had some nice pushback that you don’t get from the microwave, but the toppings were barely above room temp. Are you supposed to put the pizza on the pan before it warms up, or something? Anyway, 3-5 minutes in my shitty $20 toaster oven works just fine. 

It gets super, super hot, not like Bay Area stereotypical weather at all, and it’s a pain in the ass to get to if you’re not South Bay and already on a freeway. It’s also just...not San Francisco. I know, not abnormal - NY Giants and Jets don’t even play in the right state - but there's some zip code snobbery going…

He definitely uses the phrase "oriental beauties" more than weekly. 

Wait, does that mean you can catch it if you're able to cradle the ball against your chest without moving your arms outward? 

I wouldn’t consider American a race, but I’ve had someone say it to me and I was offended, which doesn’t happen often.

WE KNOW IT'S REAL HAIR. IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT. 

That's the whole thing to me. The logical conclusion is that he's already sleeping with her, otherwise what's the optics issue? 

Who intentionally quotes Hitchens? 

No shit, the day my grandpa needed to cave in and get a walker, he bought "the matching shoes." Literally, your picture, but I think the swoosh was even less attention grabbing. 

I’d be for granting a team points and moving on for certain fouls.

Getting REAL sick of the commenters and their anti-Wheel of Fortune agenda.

It works out to just about 400,000 DR pesos.

Because there's one camera capable of, at minimum, full HD per spectator. 

A fucking furniture dealer has a profit margin of 43%?

My girlfriend is 23 and can identify the episode, what is being said, and what line comes next by looking at a single frame of an Office episode. It's a big part of why I'm in love. 

Yep. And it’s overpriced for tortas, but downright inexpensive, even ignoring food quality, for airport food. I used to order two and take one home with me (it’s a 20-minute flight home from there.)

Honestly, no. 

Yeah, I mean, knock yourself out.