Hi! I’m a socialist.

If there’s a God, it’s saying “hey, your prayers have been answered, you have a democracy. Your move, dumbasses.”

I just can’t get over the cost. They fly a journalist and full crew out to some farm to get the heart-rending story of this time the budding Olympian broke his thumb, and then a bunch of B-roll of trucks driving down Main Street. Thanks guys, really needed it.

Yeah, if that’s in your hospital’s contract with the insurance company, go for it. It’s not as if this is just done without the client knowing. The per-diem costs are pretty clearly laid out in any of these scenarios.

Friends? Okay fine. I’m looking at Handmaid’s Tale in a theocracy? That’s different.

Because it’s awful.

Uh. Any time anyone is brought in to work a 24-hour day for a client, we’re ordering food, and it’s not Taco Bell.

I like a lot of these, but both parts of #7 would exacerbate minor injuries.

Thanks, you too!!!!!!!!!!

Feminists are normal people. That’s the point. If you want to date someone who infantilizes herself, that just leaves proud, smart people for the rest of us, though, so...thanks?

Welcome to the black!

As a straight cis white male, over the past few years I’ve come to find that, yep, rape culture is absolutely a thing. Nobody gives a shit, this is so much quieter than Penn State. Hell, they were dressed like they wanted it, right?

This is misleading. At that time, when a budget couldn’t pass, the government was allowed to continue running and borrow money to do so.

My guess, unfortunately, is that more than a few people treated this as a job perk.

Holy shit.

The graphic designer still cranking out solid content on an Apple II GS, I guess?

It’s kinda cool so people like it.

Yes, but if he only gets to play on the U21 squad he won’t have any bothersome endorsement deals or US TV coverage, so you can easily see why he’d go that route.

We’ve already established jazz don’t care. Pay attention.

Guys what am I supposed to do with all my secret Muslim stuff?