I’ve become addicted to reading Breitbart comments.

I’m not sure what you mean? I just meant that people in the comments section there have gotten shittier than when I regularly started going there a few years ago. (I also wanted to make a couple car puns.) Don’t blow your gasket!

Then make it plastic or something, I don’t get why we’re stuck with ball pit aesthetics. IT’S 2017 DAMMIT

I know you were joking, but...how about it? Give them out at the gate with a security deposit. If I were a kid I’d think it’s fun.

Yeah or buy a net. Mine’s shorter and doesn’t require pre-apology. I wonder whether that’s meaningful.

I mean, they could, but they won’t, they’re on the winning team. Look, I’m not an apologist for it.

Not really something the NYPD can do (or be expected to want to do) about those. Anyway, I hope you didn’t actually stop reading.

I...yes? It’s not some 50-person sleepy liberal arts college on some lake.

This is awesome. Do you know Hal?

Harvard is a very liberal school. You’re thinking of their B-school.

It’s okay not to like jihadists. You should not like jihadists.

This is like that neural networking experiment to see if software can learn to write knock knock jokes.

Yeah this is essentially what working in product development is like.

And yes, Jalopnik was her home base, and the readership was cool about it. MINDS BLOWN. (I actually feel like the readership over there has shifted.)

I’ve had it where I made this mistake and the comment weirdly applied, but with an entirely different meaning, to either article. I wish I could remember what it was, I was very proud of it by internet comment standards.

People complain about the infinite scrolling, but then gems like these prove people so, so wrong.

To be fair, you could apply that last sentence to literally any situation, though.

For real. I’ve spent extended time in all of them and there’s no way I’d do better than random chance if you quizzed me.

That’s the most upsetting thing I’ve ever read, including this article.

I think they’re really just getting more comfortable having their readers face discomfort. I’m a cis, straight, white male and every once in a while I see something posted on The Root that makes me wince for a second until I read it. And then I fucking read it and I get it. And, then, I think about the turbodouches on…