It’s okay not to like jihadists. You should not like jihadists.

This is like that neural networking experiment to see if software can learn to write knock knock jokes.

Yeah this is essentially what working in product development is like.

And yes, Jalopnik was her home base, and the readership was cool about it. MINDS BLOWN. (I actually feel like the readership over there has shifted.)

I’ve had it where I made this mistake and the comment weirdly applied, but with an entirely different meaning, to either article. I wish I could remember what it was, I was very proud of it by internet comment standards.

People complain about the infinite scrolling, but then gems like these prove people so, so wrong.

To be fair, you could apply that last sentence to literally any situation, though.

For real. I’ve spent extended time in all of them and there’s no way I’d do better than random chance if you quizzed me.

That’s the most upsetting thing I’ve ever read, including this article.

I think they’re really just getting more comfortable having their readers face discomfort. I’m a cis, straight, white male and every once in a while I see something posted on The Root that makes me wince for a second until I read it. And then I fucking read it and I get it. And, then, I think about the turbodouches on…

Me at a minibar!

Aw c’mon, at least “design language is a term that doesn’t really already have a pre-existing term like the others do.

Check out the motherfucker who never worked at Taco Bell.

The application says they need to be inspected and found safe by the state. How many can even start and run in neutral?

Not only is it legal, it is the law as written. What are you arguing here?

The thing is, this court ruling isn’t something that just happened to him one day. This is a very normal kind of thing to have on the books, and any reasonable collector OR scrapyard owner would’ve looked into it. The township doesn’t need to provide terms that he’s comfortable with. He’s in violation. Yes, it’s his…

If he’s in the middle of nowhere, he and his neighbors probably have private wells. I wouldn’t want all that getting into my water. Not to mention all the mice and rats that seem to love living in abandoned cars for whatever reason.

Also, describe to me what Loudon, Virginia was like in the 80s?

Cool, so let’s do Stanford/Silicon Valley then. Started off as a shitty attempt to go replacement-rate on some barnyard and is now the only part of the US that does anything new. It’s almost like the real estate and individual humans standing around are irrelevant, and that an earnest attempt (and investment) to make…

This is a remedial question, but any ideas where someone can get the dankest, high-resolutionest pictures from Cassini? I’m building an old-school desktop PC and want to make the background pop.